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Old 13th December 2009, 10:28 AM
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Default Re: Ways to Succeed in Biomechanics

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Yes possibly too much time on your hands
Took me about 20 minutes.

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What about the personal touch present to show that you really care.

Robert Isaccs sings your favourate Christmas Carols.
Ah, of course you were not an arena junkie last year when I wrote this

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One knows those times where one has a quite 10 mins, a pen, a paper towel to write on, and a whimsicle muse...

I give you a podiatrists carol, loosely based on oh come all ye faithful.

hem hem.

Oh come all ye Painful
Aching and dysmorphic
oh come ye, oh come ye
with bur_urning pain
Come and be seen to
straightened and corrected

Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you,
Then, walk, once more.

Oh come with your bun_nions
Sinus tarsi syndrome
Mortons neuro_o_mas
And gout, in the joints
A_pophisitis
Also known as se_vers

Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you,
Then, walk, once more.

Bring forefoot va_rus
Inverted supina_tus
Axis, which leave the foot
way down near the heel.
Frie_burgs infarctions
And mid tarsal fusions

Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you,
Then, walk, once more.

Yea then we'll fix thee
Stretch thee and correct thee
Foot_posture back to ranges,
Off, the, end range.
Res_idual moments
Brought back to safe li_mits

Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you,
Then, walk, once more.


Merry Christmas Everybody
Cheers
Robert
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