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Wow Mark, totally awesome! It worked exactly for my chosen religion!
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Wow Mark, totally awesome! It worked exactly for my chosen religion!
Bruce ... I did not know you were into Chinese food


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Bruce ... I did not know you were into Chinese food


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I thought you knew me better than that!

I've always been into magic underpants!

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Jehovah's wittness.

I could live with that.
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What if you're agnostic???
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ag·nos·tic (g-nstk)n.1. a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.

2. One who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.
A. Are you a bacon eater?
B. In possession of 'magic pants'?
C. Ever indulged in a friday night Chinese/Indian takeaway?
D. Naturally annoying?
E. Wealthy?
F. Cat petting?


My guess is you're a magic pant wearing, bacon sucking, wealthy (ish), annoying Podiatrist.

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A. Are you a bacon eater?
B. In possession of 'magic pants'?
C. Ever indulged in a friday night Chinese/Indian takeaway?
D. Naturally annoying?
E. Wealthy?
F. Cat petting?


My guess is you're a magic pant wearing, bacon sucking, wealthy (ish), annoying Podiatrist.

Only a guess
SSNNAAPP!! He got served!
my wife wants to know though, who the hell sucks bacon!?
Bacon is the only ambrosia and truly a gift from the Gods??? oopps!
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Elderly patients with no teeth.

You see them in nursing homes, making a rasher of Danish streaky last all morning. It's no kind of life.

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Just don't announce it out loud Robert

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Jehovah's wittness.

I could live with that.

There's a lot to be said for a man in a loin cloth!



PS. Halibut for tea anyone?

She wot twirls,
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Sorry, went redneck for a bit. First thought, she has halibut on her.
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What if I like to wave dead chickens over my head at midnight (just for good luck) covered with hummus and stuffed with bacon!

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What if I like to wave dead chickens over my head at midnight (just for good luck) covered with hummus and stuffed with bacon!

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Hmmm Steve,

My guess is that makes you pretty average for a guy.

Just trying to fathom what religion you follow though
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"My guess is that makes you pretty average for a guy"

HAHAHAHA - VG.

Nothing sexier than a witty young lady!
Of course, we sacrifice witty young women in my religion.....you're not a virgin, by any chance, are you????
All the better.


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well then, how do you feel about being covered with Hummus and bacon grease?
Nothing personal, just a religious question?????

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well then, how do you feel about being covered with Hummus and bacon grease?
Nothing personal, just a religious question?????

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Dear Steve,

I have been in lengthy consultation with my 'Higher Power'

The outcome of which was, ' As long as you are back in time for Evensong. No probs.'

May I enquire further. Does hummus work in mysterious ways?
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"Dear Steve,

I have been in lengthy consultation with my 'Higher Power'

The outcome of which was, ' As long as you are back in time for Evensong. No probs.'

May I enquire further. Does hummus work in mysterious ways?"

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You are a sport!

Covering ones body with Hummus does, in fact, work in mysterious ways, totally dependent on HOW IT'S APPLIED (and your definition of MYSTERIOUS)

The bacon grease helps the overall affect (but tends to make me crave a large breakfast)

As long as your HIGHER POWER says it's OK, I think mine will too (but I'll have to ask her!)

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As long as your HIGHER POWER says it's OK, I think mine will too (but I'll have to ask her!)

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That's wonderful Steve. I do hope there's enough bacon grease & hummus for four

Us gals will be in the kitchen preparing that large breakfast as soon as you boys have finished anointing one another. You fellas are so keen. 'Himself' is quite excited too.

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