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"The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible."
Languishing at the bottom of the Clarks (ultra technical) "shoe fitting" trainee class, Angela just could not fathom why she was not measuring the right size.
When questioned "shoe fitting" training veteran Kelly Ann (age 17), was able to explain that, "she's measurin' the wrong way innit"
Robin
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You see that Peter Beardsley....that's your girlfriend that is
Yes, yes, nowadays we see a lot of patients with 'Cold Ankle Syndrome". I'm sure I can make an orthotic to fix it though. In the olden days, they just used socks but now we have technology and life is so much better.
"She drained the blood from his catheter directly into the measuring cylinder"
"I've read your essay, which I have in front of me. Frankly your use of grammar and spelling is appalling, so it's the ruler up the trouser leg and into the right testicle for you my boy."
I agree with MelBPod - one of these has to be the winner, probably the catheter one. Didn't even haveto resort to being downright rude.
Robin
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You see that Peter Beardsley....that's your girlfriend that is
Why didn't you tell me this was superglue!!My hand is stuck to your foot !! the ruler is stuck to my other hand !! and your feet are stuck together. And I've only got 10 minutes before my next patient arrives and she is 82.
Admin, you promised the winner the prize of a book, but you did not specify a closing date. Personally, I don't care whether I read the book or not, but who shall be the winner of the prize for this competition and when?
__________________ Science is the antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition
Re: Caption Competition
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