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From our recent trip...



Simon picks up something nasty abroad!

 

Why have I got a pair of disembodied legs coming out of my right ear?

 

Well, we all know that the South African rugby players bite your goolies in the scrum, but I didn't realise they trained their jaw muscles to do it!

 

they don't- it's for sticking it back on once they've done it

 

After months of research, Dr. Spooner finally finds the solution for the tripedal spring mass model.

 

The technical name for toothless fellacio?

I went too far there didn't I.

 

"Ginger, I've found the solution to calibrating stiffness and load deformation in a bent column!!"

 

LMAO!!!

Not a line I think will fool anyone!

Unless of course there is a jaw to foot connection...

 

The new Anne Summers advert for train spotters was going down a treat in The Anorak Almanac.

 

Hey that's not funny. I once got the zip stuck and couldn't get my coat off. I sweated so much that my body weight dropped to 4 stone and I collapsed. When they took me to hospital I was diagnosed as having anoraksia.

BTW, that's a Plymouth Albion training jacket given to me by the inside centre at the time, hence the 12 on the sleeve, I always played 6 (never played with the girls at the back).

 

You netball players are sooooooooo touchy.

Anyway, there's something quite sexy about a man being out & proud in an anorak.

 

I apologise unreservedly to those smooth and charming gentlemen who play rugby for South Africa and would never dream of engaging with the opposition's tackle (as it were).

My eyesight must be going.

It's those Plymouth swine who bite yer goolies then!

 

Yep, I can honestly say that since injury forced me to retire, I miss sticking my shoulder into the fat boys' asses.

 

If this is Willy´s Gum, where is Wally ?.............

 

It's the quarterly sales meeting at Willy Gum HQ and the sales reps are just deciding how they are going to spec their new Range Rovers

 

I never had the advantages of this when I played back row

 

Both my wife and I enjoy the great taste of Willy Gum (at least I think that was what she said when she was chewing it, I couldn't quite make it out with her mouth full and all).

 

It must be all in the special manufacture process

Nudge Nudge say no more

 

Willy gum: gag reflex suppressed, or your money back.

 

Rude Girl!!

Talking with her mouth full.

 

...and then Simon headed off to the dairy section to buy some Fromunda cheese.

 

Willy Gum. Please masticate vigorously.

 

Ouch.

 

There is some great ones in Sweden as well - when thinking in English, most not suitable

but came across this one today when looking for some wool wash for some sheep skins that your little man sleeps on. Well you can buy everything these days it seems.

 

LMAO!!

Its the fact that it says "apple scent" at the bottom which slays me. Is there ANYTHING science cannot acheive these days?

 

Yes. Getting the horse to drink after leading it to the water.

 

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