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Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Break Room' started by admin, Jan 14, 2006.

  1. admin

    admin Administrator Staff Member

    Last edited: Jan 16, 2006
  2. mimipod

    mimipod Member

    "Start training them young"
     
  3. DrPod

    DrPod Active Member

    "Pre-Podiatry 101 is now available at the local pre-school"
     
  4. DAVOhorn

    DAVOhorn Well-Known Member

    re Caption

    Tweedle Tweedle Dumpling My Son John.

    One Shoe Off And One Shoe On.



    Paediatric Specialist Podiatrist Examines Shoes for possible damage and to establish that this is the cause
    of the Trauma and ulceration to the foot.


    Woooppsss filled my Nappy again.
    At last someting that smells worse, mummies trainers.



    My God Bromidrosis is a real killer.



    regards David
     
  5. Berms

    Berms Active Member

    Well, judging by the taste of this innersole, and the way my tongue is sticking to the medial aspect of the shoe's lining, my diagnosis would have to be an overuse injury secondary to excessive pronation.
     
  6. admin

    admin Administrator Staff Member

    Based on that, what would your prescription be? 4 degrees?
     
    Last edited: Jan 16, 2006
  7. kirsten

    kirsten Member

    i see the problem, you've had the left device in the right foot and the right device in the left foot. See how that goes now.



    I'm sure i left my dummy lying around here somewhere.
     
  8. footman1972

    footman1972 Active Member

    If the shoe fits, wear it!

    Harry couldn't decide if the toe depth in this shoe met SATRA standards.
     
  9. mimipod

    mimipod Member

    Helen Morman

    The smell is overpowering - but I just have to sleep!
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 18, 2006
  10. footdoctor

    footdoctor Active Member

    "Langer launch their 2006 range of paediatric shoe pillows" and report a substantial reduction in gait related head injuries!
     
  11. Felicity Prentice

    Felicity Prentice Active Member

    The new paediatric triplanar head wedge.
     
  12. "If I am correct (long pause), the size on this type of footwear is usually printed just under the manuafacturers name. Although on this one, the printing is partially obscured by the tongue".
     
  13. nigelroberts

    nigelroberts Active Member

    Is this where the old women lives?
     
  14. mandy236

    mandy236 Member

    "The Podiatry Student still found fitting orthoses a challenge!"
     
  15. One Foot In The Grave

    One Foot In The Grave Active Member

    BREAKING NEWS
    Baby overcome by toxic fumes: Dad vows never to leave shoes on loungeroom floor again.

    ****

    Sarah Jessica Parker's shoe obsession started early.....
     
  16. Tully

    Tully Active Member

    "No, really, your feet don't smell...look, I can prove it"
     
  17. bob

    bob Active Member

    Sunday Sport/ National Enquirer headlines -

    "Shoe gives birth to baby"

    or

    "Terrible green leather sofa finally bought - shamed baby dies in shoe"
     
  18. Peter

    Peter Well-Known Member

    And this little piggy ......................went to sleep!
     
  19. summer

    summer Active Member

    Please daddy, I told you time and time again, a warm bottle of milk puts me to sleep better than this!
     
  20. Cameron

    Cameron Well-Known Member

    "I said to give the baby a snagger!!"

    For the benefit of non Australasians, "Snagger" is Australian slang for sausage, taken from the BBQ (Barby).

    Happy Australian Day.

    Swim between the flags.
     
  21. W J Liggins

    W J Liggins Well-Known Member

    Orthopaedic surgeon confesses to serious error in world's first foot transplant.
     
  22. FunGuy

    FunGuy Member

    OOOH, i love the smell of fungus in the morning!

    This is an interesting brand of cheese dad, you must have been culturing this for some time it's definately not wensleydale, no not gouda, or stilton? Mycocheese......now available at local supermarkets, specialty retailers and public swimming pools.
     
  23. David Smith

    David Smith Well-Known Member

    Little Harry had lost the will to live as he listened to Grandpa Kevin and uncle Craig still banging on about sub tailors equalising in the mid atlantic (or sumfin like that) until well after tea time.
     
  24. David Smith

    David Smith Well-Known Member

    An after dinner smoke in your dads shoe, ah! one of lifes little pleasures.
     
  25. David Smith

    David Smith Well-Known Member

    Its the morning after the night before and Damien calls for Heuwey and Ralph.
    HEEUUUUUWEY!!! RAAAAAAALPH!!!
     
  26. Slava

    Slava Member

    Ah! Sweet smell of succes!
     
  27. markjohconley

    markjohconley Well-Known Member

    if i hide in here, maybe kevin won't give me a lecture and craig won't dump on me for missing his pract class and felicity will feel sorry for me and tell me who exactly Admin2 is and simon will just go away..........
     
  28. Hull footman

    Hull footman Member

    1) You say Kevin prescribed these? your kidding right!!

    2)Is this what Dave Holland means by "diurnal variation"

    3)Who set the Branch Convention on the First day of British Summer-time?ZZZZZ

    4)Nocturnal learning for Biomechanics starts here
     
  29. anhtar

    anhtar Member

    "When glue and petrol sniffing no longer gives you the same high...."
     
  30. C Bain

    C Bain Active Member

    "Well it clears my sinus' on a morning!"
     
  31. One Foot In The Grave

    One Foot In The Grave Active Member

    Slightly OT...we use the word "snag/s" to refer to sausages, but isn't it "sanger"? Or is that just where I hang out?

    Or is a sanger a Sandwich??

    Sometimes theres just too bloody much slang for an "ocker sheila" to remember!
     
  32. C Bain

    C Bain Active Member

    Bangers and Sarnies!

    ____________________________________________________________

    Hi One Foot in The Grave,

    In this part of the World its a "Sarnie", that Earl of Sandwich has a lot to answer for!

    The good old English Sausage was usually called a "Banger" because they usually did! (Bang I mean, useful wake up call in the mornings?).


    Hi Craig, don't mind us just talk amongst yourselves for a moment or two!

    Regards,

    Colin.

    PS. Seem to have got this last message in stereo, shaky hand last night perhaps?
     
  33. Malkor

    Malkor Member

    "I loves the smell of orthotics in the mornin'!"
     
  34. Ronnie Coles

    Ronnie Coles Member

    Theres dermatophytes in here somewhere :D
     
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