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lexophilia

Discussion in 'Break Room' started by drsarbes, Mar 4, 2014.

  1. drsarbes

    drsarbes Well-Known Member


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    "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those who have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.

    …. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
    .... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
    .... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
    .... The batteries were given out free of charge.
    .... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
    .... A will is a dead giveaway.
    .... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
    .... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    .... When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
    .... Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    …. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
    .... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired..
    .... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    .... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
    .... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
    .... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
    .... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
    And the cream of the wretched crop:
    .... Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
     
  2. davidh

    davidh Podiatry Arena Veteran

    Liked the UCLA one:D.
     
  3. efuller

    efuller MVP



    Reminds of my family, in the station wagon, driving to visit my grandparents. Driving over the grapevine and up over Tejon pass into the thick brown smog. The smog could be so thick you could barely see more than a block. This was in the bad old days before the Clean Air Act and the EPA. You can see LA a lot better now.

    Eric
     

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