Caption Competition, Summer Hols Edition

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Been a while since we had a caption competition. This was a day out on the beach at dymchurch. Hasn't Eleanor grown!



Regards
Robert

 

"Ahh, this is the `fulcrum` that daddy shouted about when his knee hurt?"



What about this one? Taken in sunny Stornoway last week....

 

"On Stornway tonight, we ask if the level of security for the infamous "big rocks on the hill" is excessive...."

 

"Who says you can't run in a brace on sand?"

 

Mmm! Nice Axis! She must work-out!

 

AP- "Necrophiliac Prostitutes Claim, "Business is Dead" At Stornoway Cemetary"...

 

Dad you promised no Podiatry on Holidays. I can see you have drawn the cover of the book you want to read me for my bed time story..... Its boring DAD!! Tell that Kirby bloke I want a story about a princess in the next book that Vector guy is too scary for me.... now take me swimming before I tell mum you broke your promise of no Podiatry on holidays.

Michael Weber

 

Robert, I am worried for your children.. Most fathers, when they go to the beach make sand castles with their children.

 

What time was this bus due?

 

The local physio department in Stornoway present the latest kyphosis prevention initative

 

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And how will they know how to do that if they don't understand the engineering principles involved in building such a sand castle?

 

Casting begins for the new kids spinoff of "baywatch".

 

Daddy, I am confussed one line tells me to go one way the other two lines say go the other way, I just wanted a Ice Cream!!!!

 

"Follow the lines"

'Daddy, is that what wicked Uncle Bill Liggins told you to say, in order to get rid of your brat for an hour and peacefully sup a couple of pints of Old Peculier?'