Dear All,
My stereo typical view of Aus is loads of Georgeous semi clad women strolling around and wearing even less clothing on the beach.
I had not realised that Jonny Vegas had got there first and is thus the father of all Aussies.
So as somebody who is hopefully in the final throes of emigrating to Bondi Beach territory my illusions have been shattered.
We have enough underclothed Beached Whale Meat here .
So how am i going to fulfill my dream of attracting a blond haired blue eyed pale complexion with a wonderful golden tan woman if all that is on offer is !!!!!!!
YEEEEEUUUUUCCCCHHH
I am now worried about my future.
regards David