Beckhams have world at their feet

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Whilst the world's football fraternity have nothing but David's feet on their mind, seems wife Victoria is foot challenged with painful bunions.

http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=20992

Cameron

 

Mark and fellow foot observers

I did work with a colleague who participated in a ligitimate scientific experiement to observe the curling nature of the lesser toes during peaks in coital activity. They eventually had to abandon the experiment because the male went into excruciating leg cramps as he consciously focussed on the neuro-feedback from his digits.

Cameron

 

Cameron

Dare I ask the purpose of this "legitimate scientific experiment" - it would have been an interesting one to push through an ethics committee?

LL

 

Luckylisfranc

In the furtherance of science such minor matters seemed to be overlooked/ Meantime, more on Vick's bunion.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/m...S&grid=P8&xml=/health/2006/06/09/ftposh09.xml

Eitherway this is good publicity for podiatrists.

What say you?
Cameron

 

re ouch my trotters hurt

Dear All,

As long as people prefer pretty shoes to pretty feet my career as a Podiatrist is assured.

I consider the risks of educating the public to the wearing of appropriate footwear ANATHEMA and a direct challenge to the success of my practice.

I always advise my pts that i can make their feet so comfortable that they can wear higher heeled shoes for that bit longer .

This has been the success of my practice so far.

I even market, sorry, prescribe a very special range of Orthotics for use Exclusively in 4-6inch heels. What a winner these are .

My pts love them.

So Mrs Becks as a role model what a winner.

regards David

 

Is there any point having orthotics when you're walking around on your met heads??

For a close up of the famous bunion.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ews.html?in_article_id=389627&in_page_id=1773

 

re tongue firmly in cheek

Dear One Foot,

I was taking the michael.

But there are several companies marketing Orthoitics for high heeled shoes, that is why i made the joke.

It is funny purely because orthotics for high heeled shoes are a reality.

Role models are important.

Mrs Becks as a role model:

False Tits emphasising that tits are important in modern society.

Tattoos.

Informing public of first time had consensual sex with partner via a tattoo.

Possible eating disorder and weight management problems.

Bizarre relationship with media.

An apparent problem with personal success and success of husband.

My life is quite tedious compared to hers.

regards David