Thanks for the review toeslayer.
However, I am afraid I am no longer permitted to attend films/ pantos/ stage shows or indeed any other pop-corn type event if staged in a darkened auditorium.
I managed for most of my many years to hide a somewhat embarrassing complaint until a few years ago. I asked my daughter (then aged 8 years) which panto she wished to see that year.
She replied she no longer wanted to go. I was surprised as I believed most nose miners enjoyed the ''He's behind you,'' & ''Boooooooooooo Hissssssssssssss.'' Seemingly though not my bratling. She explained that she was upset by the previous years panto. I thought perhaps the baddie scared her, ''oh no it wasn't him,'' she said, '' you snore!''
Deeply wounded I asked if she would prefer to see a film. Again she replied...'' You snore there too.''
I am now permitted to watch television. Only if the lights are on & I sit on an uncomfortable chair. They threaten me with residential care if I complain so I find solace in surfing here as even I can't fall asleep & type.
Thought for the day: Children should be sent away until they prepared to pay rent.
