Hi Greg,
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Originally Posted by Greg Gregson
Where exactly are you? and who is your premier league team?
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My location is Conisbrough, South Yorkshire, UK. (Best Norman castle keep in the world apparently & also mentioned in the Domesday book).
Natives are friendly, beer is cheap (wahay) & you need a translation expert to understand the lingo.
eg.
Spice = sweets
Oil = a hole
Coit = coat
Tap oil = Non-family area in public house
Best side = Public house encorporating upholstery & an assortment of soft furnishing
Chip oil = Chip shop
Mate n tater = steak & potato pie
Sloppy pase = mushy peas (local delicacy)
Bairns = small Yorkshire folk, not exceeding 16lbs weight / 2ft in height (usually children)
Dee Dar = gentleman from Sheffield
Thee thar = gentleman from Barnsley
Shirropodist = me n folk of my ilk
Bobbies = our beloved police force
Archeries = human circulatory system
Hospiccal = Professional accomodation for very clever doctors & knowledgable folk
Pidgeon = beloved & much sought after local bird of paradise
T'osses = equine creatures
Thar nos = one who is enabled with the gift of knowledge
Just a taster of our local dialect for those wishing to visit the beautiful county of Yorkshire.
I moved here 17 years ago, married a chap from Barnsley & have never been more content.
You 2nd Q. regarding premier football: Hmmmmmmmmm, methinks any chap showin their thighs is premier stuff but Himself follows Celtic (good Catholic bhoy)so I see more Hoopy thighs than any others. N very nice they are too.
Phwoar
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